Senior Pentathlon, or Octogenarian Olympics

In the Senior Decathlon also known as the Octogenarian Olympics, there are five events requiring different levels of agility and skill.  Events are scored both on speed (as in track) and grace (as in gymnastics). 

1.  Getting out of bed and putting on socks.
2.  Entering and leaving an automobile.
3.  Rising from a kneeling position.
4.  Driving at night.
5.  Finding one's keys.